"I Need Helllp"

This morning as I was sitting here doing a few things on Facebook, I heard a little voice from the other room say, "Moooooommmm...." So, since Mom was not quite awake, I said, "Yes??" The voice responded, "I need helllllp."

I didn't really want to get up right then, and Alex was standing in our doorway, so I said, "Can Alex help you?"

The voice calmly and matter-of-factly responded, "Well, if he can get the poo poo off."

Which for some reason just cracked me up. (Enough that I had to type this story before I went to help her!) :-)